Now here is a woman with her priorities clearly set:
“Melania Trump saw results almost instantly when using [her face cream] and the production process was enhanced to allow for an almost immediate release. This unfortunately coincided with her husband’s successful bid for President of the United States, which would usually force her move to Washington. Melania has made the important decision to stay in New York and help as many women as possible fix their aging skin with her world first creams.”
Never mind advocating for children’s health and safety or literacy; one must have smooth facial skin!